Friday, September 13, 2013

What if?



What if we held a conversation with a parent the way we talk to pet owners?

~ What breed is that?
~ Wow, that’s a lot of dog food! 
~ How big will he get?
~ Is he fixed?
~ What unusual markings!
~ Does he bite?


What if parents sent teachers “Class Expectations” sheets for signatures and return?

~ I expect honesty and respect in all communications with you.
~ Grades and homework must be posted on time (within 24 hours of receipt of work)
·                             First missed entry – two points added to student’s grade
    2nd missed entry – five points added to student’s grade
    3rd or more missed entries – academic review for teacher and student receives full grade point above            earned
~ No homework over weekends without advance notice
~ Substitute teachers must follow curriculum; not give students a “pass” day
~ Movies, TV shows or other media must meet parental approval before being shown in class



What if people who jaywalked were automatically snatched up in a net and had to stay there for at least 24 hours everyone to see as they drove by?


What if you got money off your bill for every 5 minutes the doctor (or other appointment) were late?


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