• I will not drink by myself; not even a glass of wine if my husband isn’t home.
• I will not take more prescription meds than I am decades old (I am 47, so I will only allow myself 4 prescriptions)
• I won’t call people before 8 AM or after 10 PM; even if they tell me it’s okay.
• I can’t sleep with socks on.
• I don’t like to change my clothes more than once a day.
• I can’t watch or listen to performers with strange facial or vocal inflections.
• I can’t drive with my coat on.
• I get irritated by “spam” postings (please post this or email this if you support this)
• I am equally gullible and skeptical about many things.
• I grocery shop one aisle at a time even though I have a list.
• I will not buy a CD unless there are at least two songs on the album that I know and like.
• I don’t like to watch a movie of a book I’ve read because I’m always disappointed in one or the other.
• I don’t like to start a project I can’t finish. But I rarely, in reality, ever am able to finish anything anymore.
• I hate gardening with gloves on.
• I think flossing is over-rated.
• I believe animals understand human language, not just tone and mannerisms.
• I think conspiracy theorists may not be as crazy as we think they are.
• Animals should never have human names.
• I’m not good at remembering where people live when I’m driving there, unless I’ve driven there several times.
• I have absolutely no concept of street layouts and get lost unless I drive by map or landmarks.
• I’m horrible at remembering birthdays. I’m even worse at choosing, buying, addressing and mailing cards to those with birthdays.
• I have always wanted to be a drummer
• I don’t want to live past 70 years of age.
• I believe there is one true love for every person on this earth; but I believe that some people can have more than one true love. I also believe that some people never find their one true love.
• Bagpipe music makes me weepy, happy and want to dance at the same time.
• I am a frustrated writer.
• I have a list of celebrities I would love to have dinner with but would never walk up to them at a table and ask for their autograph or express my appreciation of them.
• I am as equally shy and retiring as I am opinionated and sociable; but it’s hard to tell what will come out when.
• I can eat an entire box of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese by myself.
• I hate liver, but love liverwurst and pate’.
• I love salami and blue cheese sandwiches (sourdough bread and mayonnaise)
• I don’t buy movies that make me cry or watch movies about horses.
2 comments:
The salami and blue cheese sandwhich sounds interestingly yummy. Question: why don't you want to live past 70? Statement: I have a set of electric drums for sale :)
Darcy: i want *real* drums; but thanks. I have always thought that 70 years (for me) is enough time to be on this earth. Most people wholly disagree with me.
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